Botcittaf is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, prudent jackal.

Botcittaf created a strange quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Botcittaf, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Botcittaf, she will turn you into a hamster.

Botcittaf's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Botcittaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan jumpers.

2. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.