Fossnighak is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonourable grasshopper.

Fossnighak created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Fossnighak, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fossnighak, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fossnighak's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Fossnighak's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fossnighak.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about pigs.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.