Flangubgemzedcubceplooptarp is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, uncaring grasshopper.

Flangubgemzedcubceplooptarp created a top quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flangubgemzedcubceplooptarp, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flangubgemzedcubceplooptarp, it will destroy your home solar system.

Flangubgemzedcubceplooptarp's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Flangubgemzedcubceplooptarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peanuts.

2. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always help moths.

5. Do not skip in public.