Nutstigmob is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciful hyena.

Nutstigmob created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutstigmob, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nutstigmob, it will turn you into a mole.

Nutstigmob's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Nutstigmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill ducks.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never feed pineapples to tortoises while wearing gray shoes.

4. Always help badgers in need.

5. Always look after injured geese.