Bithimkik is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, sage
lizard.
Bithimkik created the universe four million years ago.
If you believe in
Bithimkik, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Bithimkik, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Bithimkik's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Bithimkik's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat apples.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Never think ill of sick frogs.
4. Never eat bread.
5. Always help sick goats.