Bithimkik is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, sage lizard.

Bithimkik created the universe four million years ago.

If you believe in Bithimkik, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bithimkik, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bithimkik's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Bithimkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat apples.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think ill of sick frogs.

4. Never eat bread.

5. Always help sick goats.