Logbudkan is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, narcissistic
butterfly.
Logbudkan created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Logbudkan, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Logbudkan, he will manifest in front of you.
Logbudkan's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.
Logbudkan's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill sheep.
2. Never write about gravity.
3. Never paint your hands pink.
4. Never bounce near monkeys.
5. Never write about planets.