Logbudkan is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, narcissistic butterfly.

Logbudkan created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Logbudkan, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Logbudkan, he will manifest in front of you.

Logbudkan's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Logbudkan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sheep.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Never paint your hands pink.

4. Never bounce near monkeys.

5. Never write about planets.