Betnabtif is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, quiet newt.

Betnabtif created the world two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Betnabtif, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Betnabtif, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Betnabtif's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Betnabtif's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat coconuts.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Betnabtif must be the most important thing in your life.