Weecumdub is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, unjust otter.

Weecumdub created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weecumdub, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Weecumdub, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Weecumdub's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Weecumdub's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never mention mice.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Put Weecumdub first in all things.