Pangvon is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, merciful
jackal.
Pangvon created an electron nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Pangvon, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Pangvon, it will laugh at you.
Pangvon's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.
Pangvon's Holy Commandments1. Show mercy to disobedient children.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Always help sick foxes.