Pangvon is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, merciful jackal.

Pangvon created an electron nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangvon, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pangvon, it will laugh at you.

Pangvon's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Pangvon's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always help sick foxes.