Kartabxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, fast goose.

Kartabxuc created life seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kartabxuc, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kartabxuc, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Kartabxuc's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Kartabxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never think ill of sick frogs.

4. Hide if seven pigs approach from the north.

5. Never eat green fruit.