Apphubyarpnigsaf is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, loving swallow.

Apphubyarpnigsaf created a charm quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Apphubyarpnigsaf, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Apphubyarpnigsaf, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Apphubyarpnigsaf's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Apphubyarpnigsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

4. Put Apphubyarpnigsaf first in all things.

5. Never think about amino acids.