Boggemceb is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, thoughtless
dingo.
Boggemceb created time and space six million years ago.
If you believe in
Boggemceb, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Boggemceb, it will ignore you and hope you go away.
Boggemceb's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.
Boggemceb's Holy Commandments1. Always help rats.
2. Never think about cell theory.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Never skip in holy places.