Boggemceb is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, thoughtless dingo.

Boggemceb created time and space six million years ago.

If you believe in Boggemceb, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Boggemceb, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Boggemceb's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Boggemceb's Holy Commandments

1. Always help rats.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never skip in holy places.