Arpcepquaf is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, uncaring weasel.

Arpcepquaf created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Arpcepquaf, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Arpcepquaf, it will destroy your home solar system.

Arpcepquaf's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Arpcepquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always help snakes in need.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Arpcepquaf must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never think ill of sick dolphins.