Gubragleggebnig is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, caring tortoise.

Gubragleggebnig created oxygen three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubragleggebnig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Gubragleggebnig, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Gubragleggebnig's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Gubragleggebnig's Holy Commandments

1. Pigs are not to be trusted.

2. Never eat wheat.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Erect three silver sculptures of Gubragleggebnig on top of important buildings.

5. Always take life seriously.