Xemxuckgod is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unsympathetic goose.

Xemxuckgod created the planet Venus three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xemxuckgod, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Xemxuckgod, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Xemxuckgod's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Xemxuckgod's Holy Commandments

1. Xemxuckgod must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never bounce in the presence of pigs.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not eat garlic.