Cepnartrap is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, two-faced aardvark.

Cepnartrap created the cosmos nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepnartrap, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cepnartrap, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cepnartrap's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Cepnartrap's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Run away from violet goats, for they are unholy.

3. Always treat pigs with great respect.

4. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.