Sidzigyik Dumlunmiffit is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sapient owl.

Sidzigyik Dumlunmiffit created an electron four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sidzigyik Dumlunmiffit, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Sidzigyik Dumlunmiffit, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Sidzigyik Dumlunmiffit's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Sidzigyik Dumlunmiffit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill seals.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never bounce near nematodes.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. You must love Sidzigyik Dumlunmiffit.