Mincetfeb is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, witless scorpion.

Mincetfeb created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mincetfeb, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mincetfeb, she will remove you from existence.

Mincetfeb's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Mincetfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not eat lemons.