Flagdumlib Quaglag is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, quiet dragon.

Flagdumlib Quaglag created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Flagdumlib Quaglag, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flagdumlib Quaglag, he will send minions to preach to you.

Flagdumlib Quaglag's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Flagdumlib Quaglag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick turtles.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always look after injured horses.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.