Nelbass is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, sapient badger.

Nelbass created a photon three million years ago.

If you believe in Nelbass, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nelbass, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nelbass' most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Nelbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.