Hinjamfom is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthoughtful pigeon.

Hinjamfom created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinjamfom, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hinjamfom, it will turn you into a worm.

Hinjamfom's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hinjamfom's Holy Commandments

1. Hinjamfom loves rats, so they must be respected.

2. Always help doves in need.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not kill capybaras.

5. Do not hurt porpoises.