Lamstighad is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, amazing rat.

Lamstighad created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lamstighad, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lamstighad, it will send minions to preach to you.

Lamstighad's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Lamstighad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Do not hurt badgers.

3. Worship no other gods but Lamstighad.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never sit in the presence of horses.