Migmatflan is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, omnipotent squirrel.

Migmatflan created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migmatflan, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Migmatflan, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Migmatflan's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Migmatflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always treat ducks with great respect.

5. Migmatflan must be the most important thing in your life.