Nuttdunhot Cabripsaw is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, blissful crab.

Nuttdunhot Cabripsaw created dark matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttdunhot Cabripsaw, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nuttdunhot Cabripsaw, he will come to you in dreams.

Nuttdunhot Cabripsaw's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Nuttdunhot Cabripsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always wear green.

5. Do not kill horses.