Catmitmif is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, cheerful toad.

Catmitmif created life two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catmitmif, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Catmitmif, she will manifest in front of you.

Catmitmif's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Catmitmif's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never run near snakes.

4. Always help frogs in need.

5. Never eat green fruit.