Nansasflam is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, vain fox.

Nansasflam created bats six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nansasflam, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nansasflam, he will send minions to preach to you.

Nansasflam's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Nansasflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Never jump near cats.

3. Run away if seven moths approach from the south.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Retreat if six ducks approach from the west.