Arnjadnel is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, omnipotent dog.

Arnjadnel created humanity four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnjadnel, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Arnjadnel, it will turn you into a plant.

Arnjadnel's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Arnjadnel's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Arnjadnel.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.