Gutsabmin is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, generous manatee.

Gutsabmin created Asia nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gutsabmin, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gutsabmin, he will turn you into a sheep.

Gutsabmin's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Gutsabmin's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about fire.