Butrenbap Cadbellfom is a god.

It takes the form of a small, merciful jellyfish.

Butrenbap Cadbellfom created a Higgs boson four years ago.

If you believe in Butrenbap Cadbellfom, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Butrenbap Cadbellfom, it will destroy your home planet.

Butrenbap Cadbellfom's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Butrenbap Cadbellfom's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Butrenbap Cadbellfom.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always help sick pigs.