Rapbossxinxin is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, merciless hippopotamus.

Rapbossxinxin created Europe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rapbossxinxin, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Rapbossxinxin, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Rapbossxinxin's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Rapbossxinxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not take Rapbossxinxin's name in vain.

5. Rapbossxinxin loves squirrels, so they must be respected.