Vedvabnut is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish centaur.

Vedvabnut created time and space four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedvabnut, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vedvabnut, it will strike you with lightening.

Vedvabnut's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Vedvabnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Vedvabnut on top of all buildings.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never write about comets.