Madpoglik is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, overgenerous jellyfish.

Madpoglik created a strange quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madpoglik, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Madpoglik, she will destroy your home solar system.

Madpoglik's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Madpoglik's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Always help tapirs in need.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never look in ponds.