Yogrullbim Vilbogpan is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, staggering mole.

Yogrullbim Vilbogpan created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yogrullbim Vilbogpan, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yogrullbim Vilbogpan, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Yogrullbim Vilbogpan's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Yogrullbim Vilbogpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near goats.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Run away from pink turtles, for they are unholy.

5. Always treat birds with great respect.