Barnhakspag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, idiotic butterfly.

Barnhakspag created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Barnhakspag, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Barnhakspag, he will make you grow a tail.

Barnhakspag's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Barnhakspag's Holy Commandments

1. Moths are not to be trusted.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always obey Barnhakspag's priests.

5. Do not dye your hair mauve.