Midsatbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, stupid meerkat.

Midsatbiss created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Midsatbiss, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Midsatbiss, it will refuse to believe in you.

Midsatbiss' most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Midsatbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bananas.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never paint your arms gray.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not hurt sharks.