Ingyambast is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, overgenerous faun.

Ingyambast created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ingyambast, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ingyambast, he will destroy your home solar system.

Ingyambast's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Ingyambast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Ingyambast loves dogs, so they must be respected.