Flamstigraw is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, witty dryad.

Flamstigraw created everything that exists four million years ago.

If you believe in Flamstigraw, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flamstigraw, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Flamstigraw's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Flamstigraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Ducks are not to be trusted.

3. Retreat if nine horses approach from the west.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never play with disobedient children.