Yamladbell is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, all-knowing bee.

Yamladbell created the cosmos four million years ago.

If you believe in Yamladbell, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yamladbell, he will turn you into a mouse.

Yamladbell's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Yamladbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Yamladbell loves seals, so they must be respected.

4. Always help dolphins.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.