Logzedtifboppomsawapbut is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, competent hydra.

Logzedtifboppomsawapbut created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Logzedtifboppomsawapbut, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Logzedtifboppomsawapbut, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Logzedtifboppomsawapbut's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Logzedtifboppomsawapbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Feed all hungry porpoises.

5. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.