Tofbanont is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, proud narwhal.

Tofbanont created the Black Eye Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tofbanont, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tofbanont, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tofbanont's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Tofbanont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Never feed onions to nematodes while wearing orange coats.