Nullbifbin is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, calm bee.

Nullbifbin created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullbifbin, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nullbifbin, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Nullbifbin's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Nullbifbin's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry porpoises.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Nullbifbin loves voles, so they must be honoured.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Never think ill of sick nematodes.