Ligbitpin is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, annoying manatee.

Ligbitpin created a Higgs boson six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ligbitpin, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ligbitpin, she will turn you into a dog.

Ligbitpin's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Ligbitpin's Holy Commandments

1. Ligbitpin must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not speak about wheat.

3. Always help sick moths.

4. Always help bats in need.

5. Never pour water over plants.