Fodwodbag is a god.

She takes the form of a small, egotistical bee.

Fodwodbag created humanity six million years ago.

If you believe in Fodwodbag, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fodwodbag, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fodwodbag's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Fodwodbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Frogs are not to be trusted.

3. Always help sick mites.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always wear yellow.