Cemquafomt is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, awe-inspiring slug.

Cemquafomt created humanity four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cemquafomt, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cemquafomt, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Cemquafomt's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Cemquafomt's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five pigs approach from the north.

2. Feed all hungry sheep.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Never mention mites.