Zigvinhablim is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, proud fish.

Zigvinhablim created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Zigvinhablim, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zigvinhablim, she will be mildly annoyed.

Zigvinhablim's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Zigvinhablim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never jump near cats.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Always help aardvarks in need.