Timveghot is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, sapient otter.

Timveghot created the planet Earth eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Timveghot, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Timveghot, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Timveghot's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Timveghot's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Do not hurt bats.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Timveghot.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never hurt grasshopers.