Nibcamnull is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, slow tortoise.

Nibcamnull created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibcamnull, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nibcamnull, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nibcamnull's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Nibcamnull's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry birds.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Erect five carbon sculptures of Nibcamnull on top of important buildings.

4. You must love Nibcamnull.

5. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.