Nurdamtarp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, tiresome jackal.

Nurdamtarp created everything that exists four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurdamtarp, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nurdamtarp, she will destroy your home planet.

Nurdamtarp's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Nurdamtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Run away from white snakes, for they are unholy.

3. Always look after injured voles.

4. Do not drink water in black rooms.

5. Do not cook food in pots.