Minbumpad is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, pitiless camel.

Minbumpad created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Minbumpad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Minbumpad, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Minbumpad's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Minbumpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about mites.

2. Minbumpad loves otters, so they must be respected.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Minbumpad on top of all buildings.