Barnbadrill is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, smart mongoose.

Barnbadrill created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Barnbadrill, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Barnbadrill, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Barnbadrill's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Barnbadrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always obey Barnbadrill's priests.

3. Do not kill otters.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Barnbadrill.